What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ur mother

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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