Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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this website...

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why....... Because.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Your life That's the joke

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Anti Joke

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