An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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black people. that is all...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Turtles

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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