- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

SAY

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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