Jews for Jesus

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a banana

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

two fish are in a tank.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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