What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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womens rights

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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AROUND

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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women's lacrosse.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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