anus soup

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

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