- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's big? Jupiter.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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