- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Obama

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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