A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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