Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

no

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Military intelligence.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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