- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Freedom of Speech

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

live babies

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Women's rights

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Turtles

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dani Barton = Stupid

did you ever see a butter fly?

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