Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Dallas Cowboys

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Scott

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why did the chicken cross the road

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cc

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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No joke.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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