- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

No joke.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

ekoj

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

So one time this woman was learning...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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