- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Guess what? Chicken butt

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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