What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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American healthcare.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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I Love Hitler.

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