- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

i have aids and a chode

penis

William Raines.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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