- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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