A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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