What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Women's rights.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A black succeeds

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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