Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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I hate you.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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