How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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im jewish

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Ruller

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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