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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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suck my dick.

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Fruitcake

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Women rights.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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