A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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I love Ciara!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Black Poeple

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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AROUND

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Noah is Smart.

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Fuck her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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