why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Go away.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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