Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Jasper sucks.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Men's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

i like potatoes

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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