A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Penis

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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i am predestal

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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