Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Myspace

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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The government makes a good decision

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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That's what he said.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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