Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Anti Joke

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