- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Women can vote? WTF

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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