- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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this website even though its hilarious.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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