- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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