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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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