- Anti Joke

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you call your mom? Mom

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Two guys walk into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."