- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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