What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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