How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Neil Lewis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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2 + 2 = fish

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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