what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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