- Anti Joke

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the ground wet It rained

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.