- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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