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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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