A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was the woman?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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