- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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