- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

David Cameron

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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