Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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