- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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