How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Guess what? Bananas

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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