whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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