- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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