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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

osama bin laden is dead

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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