Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...