- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your Mom

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A mormon walks into a bar.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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