- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Your Mom

A mormon walks into a bar.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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