Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Womens basketball

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

There once was this guy and he fell down

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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