- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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