Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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no rasist joks

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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