- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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