- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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