- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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