What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Sarah Palin.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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