Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Jersey Shore.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

tommy is retared

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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