Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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