- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You know whats funny Aids

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

National security?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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