- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A baby seal walks into a club.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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