i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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